Jokes

What monster plays tricks on Halloween? 

Prank-enstine!

 

How do ghosts wash their hair?

Sham boo.

 

What is monster’s favorite dessert?

I scream.

 

What does a witch use to do her hair?

Scare spray.

 

What room dose a ghost not need?

A living room.

 

When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you are a mouse.

 

What happens when a vampire goose in the snow?

Frost bite.